SUPRA MAN ( NAME CHECKED FOR AVAILABILITY)
Cannot tell address as this might lead to revelation of my identity
Cannot tell address as this might lead to revelation of my identity
Contact me through light, distress signals, shouting aloud for help, destruction of earth, natural calamity etc. etc.
Aim To be so well known that at least a Hollywood movie of 3 sequels, a marvel comic character, a Bollywood crap, a Tamil crap with Rajnikanth of 170 crores, a Telugu crap be made from my identity.
- Specially trained in Flying for no reason in the hot, polluted weather.
- Jumping and spoiling paint of white colored buildings,
- Sticking to buildings for no reason,
- Arriving after the crime has been committed and then taking the crap out of the anti-social elements.
- Posing for good photographs (helps tremendously in merchandising)
Strengths
Starting from the top
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- Laser gun in the eye
- Stretchable limbs with sticking features,
- Knives out of knuckles
- Water from finger nails (useful for ear cleaning)
- Stretchable stomach ( Useful for eating large portions of food)
- Body created to deflect bullets
- Runs fully on human power, no Kryptonite, solar, or any other source of power required (God I ain't a mobile)
- Have my own car, in case the weather is bad for flying
- Belt where all my other numerous weapons when I am not in mood of superpower be hidden.
- Jumping, flying good eyesight, low use of brain, and the list goes on...
Weakness
1. Cannot wake up early in the morning
2. Need my vacation break.
3. A natural dissonance to cops.
Experience
1. Scan the newspapers its full of them.
Volunteer Experience
1. Take children for a ride every once in a while.
2. Sometimes divide the loot among the poor.
3. Helped many criminals choose the right path by beating the crap out of them.
The above facts are true to my knowledge .
SD/.
