Sunday, February 22, 2009

ALL IN DAYS WORK

THINGS YOU HEAR FROM AN INTERVIEWER WHICH SUGGEST YOU ARE NOT SELECTED

1.What is your name?(AS if you had written your name in chinese on the CV)
2.What is your family background?(After asking this he looks away to ponder about the next question)
3.Why do you not want to continue in the field you graduated in?(He hasnot heard about recession)
4.Who is the son of the first king of Scotland to have set foot on India first?(If you dont answer which you probably won't he will give you a lecture on Indian tradition and how he had answered the when he was asked the same in his first Interview)
5.Why do you want to join us?(As if works there not for the money but due to his interest in the particular field and donates half the money to company's welfare fund).
6.What will you do if you are not selected?(Yeah you got it you are definitely not selected)
7.Tell me something that is not in your resume.(This is probably asked because there is already nothing in your resume)
8.Why did your academic records went on a downward slide after you joined college?(As if doesnt know what happens in a college or is a definite college dropout)
9.Where do you see yourself 10 years from here?(By now you probably know you are not going to get selected hence tell me you see urself as his boss and will fire him first for conducting silly interviews)
10.What if another company better suited for you gives you a better salary?(He is telling you please look for another company fast)

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